
Oh Tumblr :’)
Speaking of unfollowing, I’m gonna go preen my following list. Just of people who haven’t posted in ages really.
Shit like this bothers me.
Auto-correct can sometimes provide hilarious stories, but not here. An iphone doesn’t even recognise Tatooine as a word, let alone correct it to such.
Seriously stop it, you’re just embarrassing yourself.
But… you can add words to the dictionary so your phone does recognise words like Tatooine… I mean, I don’t have an iPhone (I like good phones), but I know my phone autocorrects to words I’ve added to my dictionary. Every time I go to write the word ‘dead’ it comes up with ‘FFAF’ instead, because I added that to my dictionary.
I mean, this could’ve been staged (probably was, most of them are I think), but it could just as easily have been real.
(Source: bizmandan)
Day 04 Favourite female character?
Penelope Garcia without a doubt! She’s just so cool and I wish I could do half of the stuff she can!
Sorry I’ve neglected this challenge kinda; I’ve been busy :p
Tumblr Crushes:
Been a while since I posted ‘em, so I thought I would :3
Every channel’s saying “there is a technical problem with this channel” and I can’t even watch stuff on the planner…
Anyone know how to fix it?
“Get me a sandwich” or “Get back in the kitchen” are over-used, and never were funny.
At least real sexist people have original opinions and jokes and don’t just repeat the same thing over and over. Not like these stupid men who just do it for a few cheap laughs every now and then.
Scizor battling Croagunk… Croagunk uses Poison Jab and knocks Scizor out… Scizor is part Steel-type thus isn’t affected by Poison-type moves!! God man.
If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
i’m always reblogging this.
The women holding the Barbie has a beautiful figure man
Awkward moment where that isn’t even the English flag… you cannot claim to be better than anyone because you’re English until you know what the English flag is. Moron.
Seriously. If you’re gonna make arsey memes at least make them right.
Awful graphic. But yes. I cannot stand neither Justin Bieber nor Lady Gaga.
Why is Justin Bieber always flicking V’s at people? It’s rude, really…
(Source: the-unpopular-opinions)